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    Gonzo was named after Hunter S Thompson.

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    Honda is developing a car that can be steered by "tweeting" it using Twitter.
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    I have reprogrammed my cells using Windows 7. Already I have noti

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    mike alexander is now a chimera.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    I have reprogrammed my cells using Windows 7. Already I have noti
    Noti is the first bio-computer virus, that is a computer virus that can also infect biologicals. Humans infected with noti exhibit a high fever, poor coordination, and a tendency to reboot at unexpected moments.
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    Minus the serpent's tail, but add a bushy squirrel's tail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megrfl View Post
    Minus the serpent's tail, but add a bushy squirrel's tail.
    Serves four. Suggested side dishes are mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. I recommend serving with a nice Merlot.
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    The dish is famously called the "Chimera of Mike Alexanderriere."

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    ced a few min continuities, but overall solution to the unified fie



    See? QED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I recommend serving with a nice Merlot.
    You've got to be kidding me. Chimera simply begs for a Rosι unless it is deep fried. In that case, a well-balanced Reisling is just the ticket.
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    I forgot the eggrolls; it was the fault of a passing flock of vampire bats.
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    I Forgot the Eggrolls is the latest musical from Andrew Lloyd Webber, scheduled to open this fall on Broadway. It doesn't matter what its about, all of his musicals sound the same anyway.
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    Andrew Lloyd Webber has been inducted into the Egg Roll Hall of Fame, mainly because lately he looks more than a bit like an egg roll.

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    This thread is almost exactly like the sly connections one.

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    Everybody remembers that one, right?

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    The one where Sly is connected to The Family Stone? Couldn't go very far with that.

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    Correction:
    On page 117, paragraph 3, in the third sentence, it should read "average annual solar irradiance", and not "Mrs. Fran Partnop, 602 East 23rd Street, Lawrence, Kansas". We apologize for any confusion.
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    Correction:
    On page 2, post #47, in the post header, it should read "Curmudgeonly Marmoset", and not "Swift". We apologize for any confusion.
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    A proper apology should always insist that the whole affair was just a misunderstanding.

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    No marmosets were harmed in the production of post #48 and #50. I'm not making any promises about future posts, however.
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    Since this is the untrue fact thread, what he actually means is marmosets WERE harmed in those posts!

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    Nope. The second part was untrue. I promise not to hurt any marmosets in this thread. Or maybe I don't.
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    Marmoset pie is one of my favorites.

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    A copy of The Onion, left on the bedside table, will absorb flu germs and bedtime stories.

    However, it has been known to cause a bad case of Ted Dansonitis.

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    All wine is actually cloudy grey. They make it white with a little bleach, and red with beet juice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampyankee View Post
    beet juice.
    I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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    The bird people of Gnangara Pine Plantation regularly throw up in each others' mouths for sustenance during the winter months.

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    You never see Barry Manilow and Liza Minelli together in the same room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoons View Post
    The bird people of Gnangara Pine Plantation regularly throw up in each others' mouths for sustenance during the winter months.
    This actually turned my stomach a little, are you hungry?

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    Today, the Duke of Fenwick has issued a statement that he never had relations with Katherine Hepburn.

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