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Thread: Could cheerful ferrets be persuaded to take up knitting?

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    This is a new page where we can beaver away to
    ferret out information that is getting otter by
    the moment.

    Meanwhile the mink shall inherit the earths.

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    < insert pun based on the Menzbier's Marmot (Marmota menzbieri) >
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    explain.


    It was plain but is not now!

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    That Untrue facts place has sawdust on the
    floor! Here we have polished tiles.
    And refreshments.

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    I suppose that means I have to start wearing my shoes when I post here, doesn't it?
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Well I dont!

    Anyway, turning in time.
    nice dreams in your +7hrs

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    Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out for dinner.

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    Good thing there are nine billion menus from which to order.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Unfortunately, Indeterminancy means that your choices are neither in column A nor in column B...or in both...or...wait...

    ...can I see the drink menu, please?
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    Hey! Whose truck is this? It's blocking my view of trees and dirt and...and...and stuff.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Swift by name, not by nature. It's moving with the pace of an agitated slug.

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    Agitated slugs tend to be much cleaner than hand-washed slugs -- unless washing in hard water, of course.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    This slug needs a good washing, it has spots all over it. Maybe use a little rinse aid too.
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    This slug takes it to the limit.

    Every time.

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    This week's kuh-nitting class has been cancelled. The new time and place to be announced later. Please check back to this thread for updates. And someone please feed the ferrets.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Cannibal ferrets move to the beat of their own drum.

    What might be right for you may not be right for suh-hum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    And someone please feed the ferrets.
    To what?

    I have a modest proposal to feed them to Irish babies.
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    The slug is much bigger than the kilogram.

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    That must be a mega-slug or maybe even a giga-slug.
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    Good point, Swift. For those of you interested in such things, the collective noun for slug is "cornucopia of slugs". And here I always thought it was a tankard of slugs. Hmmmm...learn something new every day.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    When I think of slugs (as I do often) I think of a cornucopia.

    And when I think of Iowa I think of a corn utopia.

    But that's neither here nor there. Well... maybe there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Good point, Swift. For those of you interested in such things, the collective noun for slug is "cornucopia of slugs". And here I always thought it was a tankard of slugs. Hmmmm...learn something new every day.
    Ironically, the collective noun for corn is a "snailucopia of corn".
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    Who'da thunk it?

    If you ever find out, ask them what "thunk" really means.

    It's a bone of contention. Batman really confused me with that one.

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    I thunked once. It was ok.
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    So long as you didn't inhale I'm sure we can forgive you.

    (Wait - urban dictionary has led me astray again - how could this have happened? They're supposed to be such a reliable source.)

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    I haven't inhaled in years. I diffuse all the oxygen I need through my skin.
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    Ah, the Homosapien Model T1000. A superior piece of bio-machinery.

    You win this round Swiftimus Maximus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoons View Post
    Ah, the Homosapien Model T1000. A superior piece of bio-machinery.

    You win this round Swiftimus Maximus.
    Yes, but he also has to close his eyes to swallow.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    So it's a moral victory for us then?

    Let us eat cake!

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    Cake? CAKE!!!!! I WANT CAKE!!!!!
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