Page 102 of 102 FirstFirst ... 25292100101102
Results 3,031 to 3,058 of 3058

Thread: Could cheerful ferrets be persuaded to take up knitting?

  1. #3031
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  2. #3032
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    I found that developing a Theory of Everything is too hard. So I'm going to develop a Theory of Nothing, and then slowly expand from there.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  3. #3033
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I found that developing a Theory of Everything is too hard. So I'm going to develop a Theory of Nothing, and then slowly expand from there.
    Spoken like a true Maclaurenist.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  4. #3034
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    Maclauren ist was?
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  5. #3035
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    From my understanding, he was a series kind of guy. Or were you asking, "Maclauren ißt was?" I'd be tempted to say Haggis, but even if so, I'd bet it would be "mit Speck."
    So many bugs, so little time.

  6. #3036
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    I prefer "mit Schlagsahne".
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  7. #3037
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    I'm also working on my theory of brontosaurus.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  8. #3038
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    R.I. USA
    Posts
    10,014
    " They were thin at one end, much,much thicker in the middle , and then thin again near the tail " .

  9. #3039
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by danscope View Post
    " They were thin at one end, much,much thicker in the middle , and then thin again near the tail " .
    Because of the similarity in shape, Gaussian distribution curves used to be referred to as apatosaurine curves. In unrelated news, younger monitor lizards will automatically de-gauss themselves. Older pets still need to be manually de-gaussed.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  10. #3040
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Nowhere (middle)
    Posts
    39,923
    I should have gaussed that.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

  11. #3041
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    British Columbia
    Posts
    3,356
    Ach,was seid ihr witzig!

  12. #3042
    Join Date
    Oct 2001
    Location
    British Columbia
    Posts
    3,356
    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Because of the similarity in shape, Gaussian distribution curves used to be referred to as apatosaurine curves. In unrelated news, younger monitor lizards will automatically de-gauss themselves. Older pets still need to be manually de-gaussed.
    But after a feast, ferrets have to de-gas.

  13. #3043
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    In unrelated news, younger monitor lizards will automatically de-gauss themselves.
    Wouldn't it be great to do field studies of monitor lizards; you could say you were monitoring monitor lizards. And if you did it with a remote camera, you would monitor monitor lizards on a monitor. And you could name your lizards Monica and Mona.

    I'm monitoring Monica the monitor lizard on a monitor for money, but only on Mondays. Monumental!
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  14. #3044
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Wouldn't it be great to do field studies of monitor lizards; you could say you were monitoring monitor lizards. And if you did it with a remote camera, you would monitor monitor lizards on a monitor. And you could name your lizards Monica and Mona.

    I'm monitoring Monica the monitor lizard on a monitor for money, but only on Mondays. Monumental!
    Annapolis University already has a summer field study program where you can do just that. Go Anna U!
    So many bugs, so little time.

  15. #3045
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Comfy chair.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  16. #3046
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    I think I'll endow an Emeritus Professorship in Religious Studies at Annapolis University and call it The Comfy Chair. No one would expect that.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  17. #3047
    LookingSkyward's Avatar
    LookingSkyward is offline Honored Member
    Forum Welcomer Emeritus
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Northwest Washington State
    Posts
    3,892
    My ferrets tunneled up into the interior of my couch, and my comfy chair! (really, back when I had ferrets)

  18. #3048
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I think I'll endow an Emeritus Professorship in Religious Studies at Annapolis University and call it The Comfy Chair. No one would expect that.
    That just might work. Of course, the Chair would have to have a near fanatical devotion to the Dean...among other things.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  19. #3049
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    That just might work. Of course, the Chair would have to have a near fanatical devotion to the Dean...among other things.
    Hey, I like Dean Martin too, but I don't think we would require near fanatical devotion; that's reserved for Old Blue Eyes himself.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  20. #3050
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    Quote Originally Posted by LookingSkyward View Post
    My ferrets tunneled up into the interior of my couch, and my comfy chair! (really, back when I had ferrets)
    You forgot to double the patrols!
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  21. #3051
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    You forgot to double the patrols!
    You should either be infracted for mixing movie quotes or commended for the sudden mawwiage of different movie quotes. Not sure which.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  22. #3052
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    The beautiful north coast (Ohio)
    Posts
    50,935
    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    You should either be infracted for mixing movie quotes or commended for the sudden mawwiage of different movie quotes. Not sure which.
    Inconceivable!
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

  23. #3053
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Just a bit above Paradise
    Posts
    4,402
    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Inconceivable!
    Okay, now I'm sure.
    So many bugs, so little time.

  24. #3054
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    R.I. USA
    Posts
    10,014
    This just in : " Squeek squeek Land ! " may be nominated for an Oscar

  25. #3055
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    12,154
    And now--the new sports talk show

    Ferret on the Bench.

  26. #3056
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    below UnderGround Atlanta
    Posts
    3,323
    Washing wily weasels whelps wouldn't work when willful wigglers wreak war.
    Just because you're a genius doesn't make you a smart guy

  27. #3057
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Nowhere (middle)
    Posts
    39,923
    Fast foolish ferrets fly ferociously farther facing France, Fatima!
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

  28. #3058
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    R.I. USA
    Posts
    10,014
    I required my ferret to travel to West Billerica to repair his electric razor! Elmer Fudd

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •