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Thread: The poor analogies thread

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    I'm as bored as a two by four.

    You did say bad analogies, right?

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    Bad astronomy, bad analogies, bad puns, we have it all baby. It's like the day after Christmas in WalMart.

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    Coming up with posts for this thread is like swimming uphill to the post office.
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    That analogy is so bad, it's like stepping in a pile of doggie do-do in an operating room.

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    Compared to what could happen in an operating room, that's like humming a Bantu opera.

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    This thread is like a rope.

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    Miss Lucy had a steam boat
    The steamboat had a bell
    Miss Lucy went to heaven
    The steamboat went to..

    Hello operator
    Please give me number nine
    And if you disconnect me
    Philip Glass will chop off your..

    Behind the refrigerator
    There was a piece of glass
    Miss Lucy sat upon it
    It went right up her..

    Ask me no more questions
    I'll tell you no more lies
    The boys are in the bathroom
    Zipping up their..

    Flies are in the country
    The bees are in the park
    Miss Lucy and her boyfriend
    Are kissing in the
    D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark

    The dark is like a movie
    A movie's like a show
    A show is like a TV set
    And that is all I know..

    I know I know my ma
    I know I know my pa
    I know I know my sister
    with the 40-acre bra

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    It's like shooting spitballs at a guinea pig.

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    I feel a nameless dread. There probably is a long German name for it, like furchtvorschwierigenaschinen or something, but I don't speak German. Anyway, it's a dread that nobody knows the name of, like those little square plastic clips that close bread bags. I don't know the name for those either.

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    I share that dread, like arriving for a final exam and discovering your underwear is dirty.

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    The dread is as nameless as the darkness before 2:17 in the afternoon.
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    This whole thread is about as useful as people posting stuff on Monday when they should be working.

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    Work is the bran flakes of the soul.
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    Many a poor soul is followed by a heel.

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    But a healed soul may be porous.

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    That was about as funny as a joke by Arthur C. Clarke.

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    Oh, join the carnival, and stop pestering the field mice.

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    If I was asleep I would wake and chuckle!

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    I am feeling as forlorn as the subjunctive mood must be.

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    And now your new signature blatantly neglects the poor mood.

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    Funny signatures are like a horse in a cheese factory.
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    It's like herding sheep with machine guns; might work, but it's bound to be messy.

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    I feel like a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory.

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    I feel like a manx in a hot tin vermouth on crack in bed.

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    Most people are somewhat onomatopoetic: as when saying "Cheshire" aloud, inevitably receiving a "God bless you" in response. (was that a 7 syllable word?)

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    That made as much sense to me as a chicken in a chicken nest.
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    The chickenest chicken is like the smelliest skunk.

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    It's like pronouncing 'rche' as 'o' in Worchestershire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    It's like pronouncing 'rche' as 'o' in Worchestershire.
    This made me laugh like someone else laughing!

    I liked the horse one too.

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    I read that three times before I realized you weren't pretending like people in Worchestershire had alternate spellings (eg, French eaux=o). Uncommonsense can come out of the corner now.

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