Exactly. Except, now you are a female platypus. There will be eggs.
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Exactly. Except, now you are a female platypus. There will be eggs.
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How did mammals learn to lay eggs?
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Which came first, the Platypus or the egg?
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First there came the male platypus. Then there was the female platypus. Then the male platypus offered the female platypus a stinger and she said, "OK, but go easy on the creme' de menthe," and then there was another stinger and before you knew it these platypus eggs...
It's OK, the male did the right thing and the family now live in a suburb of Melbourne. He is assistant detail coordinator for the human resources department of a middling sized company printing HR brochures. She works part time as a substance abuse conselor and intends to go full time when the cghildren are whelped and swim off on their own.
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Do platypuses like Victoria Bitter?
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Unfortunately, no. Like all monotremes their taste buds are extremely undeveloped, meaning they exclusively drink Fosters.
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Ghastly.
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I will have the last post.
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OK. You can have it.
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What the heck happened?
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Hard to tell, it happened so fast.
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And so ended this brief moment in time ....
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