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    After a blood transfusion from Sue Storm, Maris Crane gains the power of invisibility.

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    There's a lot of worthless superpowers here

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    The ability to get your fast food portions super-sized based on your appearance alone.

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    I actually find that power worthwhile....(burp)

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    Nose hair animation.

    The ability to rewind VCR tapes with your mind.

    Able to recede your own gumline.

    Telepathically convince anyone that psychic powers are a hoax.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Y-ray vision.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    The ability to mentally control wooly mammoths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    The ability to mentally control wooly mammoths.
    Worthless now, but wait until the Russian clones come along!
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    A sense of humor so subtle that it won't be understood for a thousand years.

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    The ability to use a Ouija board without a partner.

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    UFOrce. The ability to estimate size and speed of a filmed object without any reference of scale or motion. This superpower often comes with a bit of Origenious on the side: the ability to not say it's aliens, but it's aliens.
    With sufficient thrust, water towers fly just fine.

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    Resistance to vaccine induced autism.

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    The ability to be the only one to attract a pandemic disease.
    With sufficient thrust, water towers fly just fine.

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    The ability to tell which soap opera characters are other characters' evil twins.

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