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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    Aim Higher Than Those Other Guys
    I like that one.

    A side note, NASA has an section called the “Planetary Defense Coordination Office” for hypothetical NEO asteroid impacts, developing observation capability and so on. I’ve thought about how cool it would be to be able to seriously say, “I work for planetary defense.” Maybe the Space Force should have a similar section and include hypothetical alien attacks as a possibility? Like “Extraterrestrial Defense Coordination Office” for any extraterrestrial threat. Then people could seriously say they work for alien defense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Rijn View Post
    “I work for planetary defense.”
    Please take off your sunglasses and look into this Neuralizer.
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    Space Force II: The Search For A Point
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    "We'll wipe out the Klingons circling Uranus"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    "We'll wipe out the Klingons circling Uranus"
    I hear there is a giant gas cloud out there.
    From the wilderness into the cosmos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Backroad Astronomer View Post
    I hear there is a giant gas cloud out there.
    Yeah, it's a big pain in the asteroids.
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    How about, "If SpaceX can call their space shuttle a Starship, we get to call our 4 guys in a truck The Space Patrol."

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    Orbit: For A Fresh Mouth, No Matter What!
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    the Galaxy Hitchhikers. Since the don't have their own craft.

    Slogan: "We don't carry much weight"
    With sufficient thrust, water towers fly just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolas View Post
    the Galaxy Hitchhikers. Since the don't have their own craft.

    Slogan: "We don't carry much weight"
    Or, "The Highway To Heaven Runs Through Your Yard"
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    The League Of Desperate-To-Be-Extraordinary Gentlemen
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    Vacuum Salesmen
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    Jedi Knuts
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    Spaceballs! "May da Schwartz be with ya!"
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    United States Low Earth Space Corps.

    "We're the USLES corps"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolas View Post
    United States Low Earth Space Corps.

    "We're the USLES corps"
    United States Emergency Low Earth Space Security Corps. There you go, you can keep that one for free.
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    Up above the air, Junior Birdmen!
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    Flypersons

    Vacuum Suckers

    Orbiteers

    The Steve Carrells

    The Artists Formerly Known As Space Force

    The Archies
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    The Guess Who... No, Guess Again.
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    space the only place where covid does not exit, yet.
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    Space, the finally commercially profitable and thus worth fighting over frontier.
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    "Space for improvement"
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    "Up, up and a stay! (on Earth)"
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    "No, We Don't Really Work For Steve Carrell"
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    "Semper Ridiculam"

    "The Other 2019 Disaster"

    "We Aim Higher Than Tommy Chong's Greenhouse"

    "The Best And The Brightest Of Those Who Didn't Get To Be Astronauts"

    "Stop Mocking Us"

    "We Rock Like Mister Spock"

    "Hello. I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Has absolutely nothing to do with space but it's still the coolest slogan they could come up with.)
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    "We Get To Play Spaceman For A Living"

    "But You Should See The Cowboy Corps"
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    "Yes, we really count as military, stop asking"
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    "I just need some space (it's not you it's me)"

    "No Air Up There"

    "Got a rocket in my pocket"

    "We're Still Looking For UFOs Too"

    Stuck-In-Place Force

    Stargrate Command

    Ground Force

    Men In Standard Camouflage Colors
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