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Thread: The Irresistible Pun Thread

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    How does a space yacht move without an engine? It tachyons against a light solar wind, of course.

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    I see the sun everyday, but where's the father?

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    I hear he's having a get-to-together with the Holy Ghost.

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    Shark tank? I smell something fishy.
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    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    I nearly always almost exactly lie truthfully.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fram View Post
    Placebo is fond of David Bowie, Oasis are great admireres of the Beatles, but Michael Jackson prefers Boyz II Men...
    Glad you left lil boy blue out of that joke.

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    I am captivated by freedom.

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    ....a pigment of your imagination...vaxxine...

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    This thread is punishment enough.

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    but I can sew with a thread.
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    I used that material to make a threadbear.

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    but do we sow seeds or do the sows do it?
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    Is that a clotheshorse or horse clothes?

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    The sins of the father, are, well, unmentionable.

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    If we had strawberries, we could have strawberries
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    (Resurrecting an old thread.. if only we could do that with participants...)

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaula View Post
    There are a number of candidates, sparticles are only one of them.
    I would start a theoretical physics Sheldon Cooper cum Brian Cox experimentational CERN ubersupermega career just to be able to, at the discovery, shout: "THIS ... IS ... SPARTICLE!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    (Resurrecting an old thread.. if only we could do that with participants...)



    I would start a theoretical physics Sheldon Cooper cum Brian Cox experimentational CERN ubersupermega career just to be able to, at the discovery, shout: "THIS ... IS ... SPARTICLE!"
    You mean like that Kirk Douglas movie where everybody else shouts
    "I'm Sparticle!"
    "No, I'm Sparticle!"
    "I'm Sparticle!"

    Et c., or whatever it was?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    You mean like that Kirk Douglas movie
    It's from the more recent film 300.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    or whatever it was?
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-is-sparta
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    Life depends on the liver.
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    I seem to have no trouble resisting these puns.
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    Whoah, what happunened here, is this thread dyed? I'll fix it with a pushpun.
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    the dyed owl th'read, the more Dante bled, the lowest form of to wit to woo, only it's to whom, said the dyed owl, not who, descends the puny inferno, you?
    sicut vis videre esto
    When we realize that patterns don't exist in the universe, they are a template that we hold to the universe to make sense of it, it all makes a lot more sense.
    Originally Posted by Ken G

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    I should and I could but when things counted I found myself made of wood.
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    This thread spun out, and now it's died in the woo'l.
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    Sow its better if it woold be closet?
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    What happens when an Irresistible Pun meets an Immovable Humor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    What happens when an Irresistible Pun meets an Immovable Humor?
    You get stall quotes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    This thread spun out, and now it's died in the woo'l.
    I've heard of warp drive but never the woof drive--or is that from Lon Cheney? Ergh.

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