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Thread: The Irresistible Pun Thread

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    I get high when I travel by aeroplane.

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    Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone (Say that five times fast.)
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
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    The phrase 'Almost Exactly' 'Nearly Always' seems inaccurate
    to me.

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    In a curate it may be but ordained by the All Most Mighty

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    The American world series (baseball) is confined to the USA !

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    Astronauts in orbit sure get around.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    Did you hear about the zombie with the speech impedement who went around saying "Cranes... cranes..."?
    He ended up covered in origami.
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    The opticians daughter often made a spectacle of herself.

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    Astronomy sure is far out.
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    The things between our legs ... are our knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine View Post
    The things between our legs ... are our knees.
    and Vaughan :surprised got caught there, too

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    Cricket is a wicket game.

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    Penguins sure know how to chill.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
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    Snakes move on scales most musicians won't appreciate

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    I was seeing stars, and not like in Hollywood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    I was seeing stars, and not like in Hollywood.
    Hollywood "stars" only glow with reflected shine. On their own, most aren't very bright.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    If I recieved something, does that mean I 'cieved ' it once before?

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    My cousin photographs big stars.
    "Oh, is he an astronomer?"
    No, a paparazzi.
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    I called in sick.

    My office manager asked..'What's wrong?'

    'It's my eyes' I said.

    'I just can't see myself coming in to work'.

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    You all have got to stop punishing me!

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    Ha haaaa

    I hope your sentance is punctuated.

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    For that, I'm going to punch you in the face!

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    Your Time Management is Punctual, if nothing else.

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    What can I say, my acupuncture appointment ended early.

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    Do you trust Puny needles?

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    Do not make acupuncture therapists cross...
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    Don't you dare give them any impunity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine View Post
    Your Time Management is Punctual, if nothing else.
    Talking of Time management, I hear they have Putin for a raise.

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    My friend was a brick layer before he was sent to prison, and to this day he still isn't a free mason.

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    I just read this on another site:
    Carl Sagan on a stamp. Let’s hope it sells billions.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
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    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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