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Thread: The Irresistible Pun Thread

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    Athletes get athletes' foot, astronauts get missle toe!
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    Astronauts understand the gravity of certain situations.

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    And deep-sea divers work well under pressure, but mountain climbers can vanish into thin air.
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    Hairdressers are a cut above the rest.

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    And we photographers keep things in focus.
    (That's from a coffee mug I saw at the car wash)
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    Rhythm guitar players are always cordially invited to gigs.

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    Just because they're beauticians, doesn't mean they're magicians.
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    Dentists explore the root of our problems.

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    And sneaker makers are always a shoe-in to win!
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    Seamstresses appreciate a good thread.

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    But sowers are not sewers.
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    When the Russian rockets wouldn't work, they said "Rats!"
    When the American rockets wouldn't work, they said "Ratz!"
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    Smart American rocket engineers think they're clever.
    Smart English rocket engineers consider themselves well dressed.

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    Rocket engineers need to Titan their belts.
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    And make sure that they haven't Saturn their keys.
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    While singing a jaunty Neptune.
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    And driving their Mars.
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    Groan.

    (That pun only Mars your reputation.)

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    I would, but right now I'm at the doctor because I Eta star.
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    Triton concentrate now, I Centaur message about how people Oort to be Charon astronomy knowledge.
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    The robot who only ate meals in the evening was a supper battle droid.
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    I8 R2 D2.

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    What droid should you never mess with?
    R2-V2!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    What droid should you never mess with?
    R2-V2!
    He was just following programming!
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    My PC has a chip on it's shoulder.

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    The guy who brings a lion it's dinner is called... the apetizer!
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    You wouldn't be lion about that wood ewe?

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    Uninspired inspiration.....

    Definate possibility.......

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    The Italian doctor said,” You put-a this suppository innuendo.”
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    What time traveler loves slime?
    Doctor Goo!
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