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Thread: The Irresistible Pun Thread

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    Life ain't short, it's the longest experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine View Post
    Life ain't short, it's the longest experience
    you'll ever have.
    Sorry, that ain't punny, more philosophical.


    Someone said, 'time ticks by', I second that!

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    Father Time has minute handwriting.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
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    Heart surgeons appreciate a good beat.

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    Drummers eat beats.
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    Is the bottom falling out of your world?
    Take Brooklax, it makes the world fall out of your bottom.

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    You have to watch it with these time puns, or I'll clock you! Although, on the face of it, you could wind up sprung, cog you're not in gear.
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    You're cuckoo. And don't blame it on your grandfather.

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    Evolution, kids.
    It's what they don't want you to know.
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    Evolution makes some people throw a fit, and go ape.
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    But giraffes remain above it all.
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    That's a pretty tall order.
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    Did you Fall into Autum?
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    I'd rather Spring into Summer.
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    Summer better than otters, the puns I mean.

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    It'll beavery hard to prove that.
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    I, cant think! of even one pun: can some, one edit my punctuation though. or leave? a comma=ent of course; is what I mean,

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    My mouse isn't working, lemming go ferret out the problem. Weasel be right back!
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    I've got a hot story that's hillarious!
    Sibrel bothered the Human Torch.
    The results... well, I said it was a hot story, right?
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    Wire we here? To get a charge out of irresistor-ble puns. But I've reached my maximum capacitor.
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    I am LED to believe that:
    As I am not so young, I will probably diode.
    But I solder on.

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    Wen eye wasp lane imp o' light, they said bee hive, urine big trouble.

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    We are relieved and flushed with success.

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    I mustard up some courage and entered the hot-dog eating contest.
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    There's mushroom in my fridge, but can't be buttered
    to grow food shopping.

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    We Oort to be Triton to do more Astronomy puns, lest it Mars our reputation.
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    Agreed. I can't comet on how long it will last, but if you invite meteor
    house it'll be a good star't.

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    I Saturn round a while, Phobos six or seven hours, but couldn't think of any. Pleiades help me.
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    Pleiades help me find my missing daughter, hopes she's not saturn your face

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    Her Mars gonna star mooning if she's home after sunrise.

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