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  1. #31
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    I have a long list of horrible, but in retrospect funny accidents.

    One of the oddest was cutting my hand trying to make a can of soup. There was something wrong with the can opener and the lid did not come off cleanly. I stuck a fork under the lid and pried. The lid popped free like a spring in slashed open by finger to the bone.

    Where is gets funny was at the hospital.

    Doctor: "So, you cut your finger on a can of soup?"
    Me: "Yes."
    Doctor: "What kind of soup was it?"
    Me: "Ah... alphabet soup. Is that important?"
    Doctor: "I wouldn't want to sew noodles into the wound."
    Me: "Oh, good lord!"

    It healed fine. No noodles were found.
    Solfe

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    Dumb accidents

    Quote Originally Posted by Solfe View Post
    Doctor: "So, you cut your finger on a can of soup?"
    Me: "Yes."
    Doctor: "What kind of soup was it?"
    Me: "Ah... alphabet soup. Is that important?"
    Doctor: "I wouldn't want to sew noodles into the wound."
    Was your doctor Leslie Neilsen by any chance?

    https://c.tenor.com/ql7IfQdpwC0AAAAC...ane-doctor.gif
    I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. - Jimmy Hoffa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravoice View Post
    Was your doctor Leslie Neilsen by any chance?

    https://c.tenor.com/ql7IfQdpwC0AAAAC...ane-doctor.gif
    Gad. Why don't people use consistent capitalization in these gifs? Is that too much to ask?

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    Be gentle on the author, he or she might still be in rehab from the AlTeRnAtInG cApS rage. In that case this is already a huge step in the right direction.
    With sufficient thrust, water towers fly just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grant hutchison View Post
    Gad. Why don't people use consistent capitalization in these gifs? Is that too much to ask?

    Grant Hutchison
    It was a dumb accident.
    Solfe

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