Aberrations: President Lincoln's meals.
Aberrations: President Lincoln's meals.
Resolution: Settle in the high arctic
Innovation: Cheering and applause for a hotel.
Assorted: Keeping your donkeys in order.
"I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright
Tyrant: Lengthy complaint about always getting the same thing for Christmas.
Biology: The study of women's shopping habits.
Nihilism: Egyptian economics.
Largesse: Corpulence. E.g., "You wouldn't have such a largesse if you exercised more."
Stagnation: A country that's been taken over by intelligent mutant deer.
Tedium: A boring chemical element.
Decidedly: Needing ten shots to kill someone.
Pride: The feeling of Persians
Artery: A store that sells paintings and statues.
Martyr: Someone who shops only at Walmart.
Titration: a meal for a baby
Spectacle: looking at a football play from very far up in the stands
As above, so below
Fluoride: To accidentally knock out your designated driver in a barroom brawl.
Unabashed: Beaten up by Ted Kaczynski.
Cider: a drink for British detectives
tailgate: a story which causes an international controversy
cordial: a meter made out of ropes.
You're really not going to like it, the meaning of life the universe and everything is.... is.... 42!
What??????
is that all you have to show for 7.5 million years of work?????
it was a tricky assignment.
"Live Long and Prosper" in memory of Leonard Nimoy
"I think I'll change my name to Cliff. "Cliff, I can't see anyone lasting in this industry with a name like Cliff" in memory of Terry Pratchett
Carrot: a fungus which grows on motor vehicles.
teacake: a agonizing pain caused by sitting on some upright chair
slide: a cunning German.
You're really not going to like it, the meaning of life the universe and everything is.... is.... 42!
What??????
is that all you have to show for 7.5 million years of work?????
it was a tricky assignment.
"Live Long and Prosper" in memory of Leonard Nimoy
"I think I'll change my name to Cliff. "Cliff, I can't see anyone lasting in this industry with a name like Cliff" in memory of Terry Pratchett
Mortician: a member of the Adams family who got involved in politics.
Fondue: being owed a leaf
coffee: the penalty for clearing ones lungs in public
Unicorn: a single bussle of maize
camping: the sound made when your engine begins to fall apart
digitally : a back passage filled with fingers
You're really not going to like it, the meaning of life the universe and everything is.... is.... 42!
What??????
is that all you have to show for 7.5 million years of work?????
it was a tricky assignment.
"Live Long and Prosper" in memory of Leonard Nimoy
"I think I'll change my name to Cliff. "Cliff, I can't see anyone lasting in this industry with a name like Cliff" in memory of Terry Pratchett
Pretext: Power up your cell phone.
Freud: How Australian's like their eggs prepared.
Ferocity: Pittsburgh
medicine: movies about mediation
Monsoon: Sunday night.
Morbid: Attempt to win an auction.
Sombrero: First World War army cap.
Retirement: Getting even more strenuous after rests.
Counterculture: Stuff growing underneath the sandwich you're making in your kitchen.
Herself: Little magical guy who keeps demons away from funeral processions.