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    Lightbulb The title should have been...

    Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat

    should have been

    The Cat in the Box
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    A Clockwork Orange should have been titled: Very Annoying Unfinished Movie

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    Star Wars: Return of the Jedi should have been: Lucas sells out

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    Jurassic Park should have been: Jurassic-Cretaceous Park

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    "The Magnificent Seven" should have been called "The Magnificent Four, two other blokes and a whiney kid".

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    Close Encounters of the Third Kind should have been titled Battle of the Alien Disco Bands

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    Thor should have been called Loki, The Movie
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    To recall an old favorite ...


    Snakes on a Plane should have been entitled ...

    Wellll .... uhhh ... hmmmm ...


    Beats me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    To recall an old favorite ...


    Snakes on a Plane should have been entitled ...

    Wellll .... uhhh ... hmmmm ...


    Beats me!
    It should have been called I Didn't See That Movie

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    I did see enough of it to conclude that the title was accurate, literal, and it didn't deserve anything ironic or lyrical.

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    Pacific Rim should have been called Robots'n Alligator Boots

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    To recall an old favorite ...


    Snakes on a Plane should have been entitled ...

    Wellll .... uhhh ... hmmmm ...


    Beats me!
    In the same list...
    Cowboys & Aliens
    Sharknado

    In those movies you got exactly what was advertised.

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    "Dancer In The Dark" should have been called "Mental Stability Endurance Test".

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    Fried Green Tomatoes should have been Old Tomatoes.

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