About two hours ago I woke up from a dream so weird and terrible and wonderful and complex that I barely know how to describe it. In fact I'm not sure I can describe it in any way that makes sense.
It started with an ordinary guy, an office drone working in a boring job. Somehow behind the scenes there were a couple of scientists who wanted to perform social experiments on him. But somewhere along the line he walked past them and went into the wrong door, where he was kidnapped along with his wife (I don't know how she got there) and was put through a long series of humiliating torments. Somehow he found a way out, and was somehow indirectly responsible for triggering a technological singularity, which led to an almost utopian society; until he also causes an accidental offense on a subway (the exact nature of which I cant recall right now) makes things go horribly wrong, with a single argument snowballing into worldwide strife and leads to an apocalyptic war.
At first there's just struggle in the ruins, but people begin to find old books and rebuild societies. They share and copy their books, build a great library, and technology re-advances to the point of computer access cards, which the library gives away for free. Somehow again, a single coincidental piece of bad luck in the library leads to an argument that gains followers and grows into another impending war, this one fought with grey goo, which could potentially wipe out the rest of humanity.
The two scientists from the beginning era of the dream, were now somehow nanotechnologists instead of social scientists, and they design a way to reprogram the goo to only destroy nonliving things, and so everyone becomes primitives in a Flintstone-esque (or Gilliganite) stone age. They begin writing equations in the sand, trying to return to their previous lifestyle, and somehow the whole of history and development starts to repeat itself with minor variations. While most people don't (for some reason) seem to remember their previous repeats, slowly the two science guys become aware of the looping history, and over many spiralling changes manage to solve an equation that lets them control the process and finally eliminate the bad luck that led to the accidental triggers.
I'm leaving out an enormous amount of details in this summary: Various individuals who also interact with the main players, various stages along the path to the singularity, a giant library card that needs 20 people to carry it, national and racial strife leading up to the wars, jet powered trains, clockwork orreries, hovercar canals, a recurring mall food court, competing sports teams, the Jetsons and the Jeffersons (or people similar to their main characters), a Mars colony started during one of the post-singularity times that is apparently outside the time-loops and watches Eath with bemusement, the bizarre vortex-like swirl of ideas and images when the timeloops get progressively faster until it's all mushed together, and of course the theme music and the ending credits. Plus a postscript that seems to indicate that Mars is about to undergo the same thing all over again.
It was just a short nap.
Last edited by Noclevername; 2013-Jun-15 at 05:14 PM.
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