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    Talking "I find your lack of {fill in blank}...disturbing" (Darth Vader game)

    Regarding the talkative blah blah blah doctors whose dictations I transcribe:

    "I find your lack of brevity...disturbing."

    Next.
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    "I find your lack of bladder control... disturbing."

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    "I find your lack of eyebrows disturbing."

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    "I find your lack of agreement ... disturbing."
    problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back (Piet Hein)
    I cook with wine, and sometime I even add it to the food. (W.C. Fields)
    I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
    All truths are simple to understand, once they are found. The challenge is finding them. (attrib. to Galileo)


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    "I find your lack of mojo ... disturbing. Yeah baybee!"
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    "Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
    "This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius

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    "I find your lack of sleep disturbing".

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    "I find your lack of money disturbing."

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    At a restaurant:

    "I find your lack of delicious vegetarian options...disturbing."

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    A grandchild:

    "I find your lack of cookies disturbing."

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    (Black stiletto boots, black fishnet stockings, black garter, black bodice, Darth Vader mask:)

    "I find your lack of ... performance... disturbing!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    (Black stiletto boots, black fishnet stockings, black garter, black bodice, Darth Vader mask

    "I find your lack of ... performance... disturbing!"
    Wearing that would be a performance, so I don't...

    Oh.

    OH. o_O
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    "I find your lack of a humorous entry in this thread ... disturbing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    "I find your lack of a humorous entry in this thread ... disturbing"
    I find your lack of appreciation for my humor ...disturbing.
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    I find the Last to Post thread's lack of finality disturbing.

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    I find your lactose intolerance disturbing.
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    I find these hallucinations where giant ants with heads like Kim Kardashian are crawling up the green fuzzy walls... disturbing.
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    I find your lack of face disturbing. (well, who wouldn't?)
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    (during discussions with a real estate agent about a house that Mr. and Mrs. Skywalker were looking at)

    I find the lack of a master bedroom suite... disturbing.
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    Baby Vader to mom. "I find your lack of lactation.....disturbing."

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    Darth Swift in the atm forum:

    I find your lack of evidence... disturbing
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    I find your lack of slacks disturbing.
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    I find your lack of an epidermis...disturbing.

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    I find your frequent visits to Victoria's Secret disturbing, Dad.
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    "I find your lack of maraschino cherries for this coconut cream pie...disturbing."

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    I find for the defendant in the case of Lack v. Disturbing.

    Case closed.
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    I find your lack of morning coffee... disturbing.
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    I find your slacker faith disturbing.
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    I find the early seasons of Buffy's lack of Faith disturbing.
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    I find your rack of lamb disturbing.
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    "I find your lack of {fill in blank}...disturbing"
    Economist: "I find your lack of filling the bank ...disturbing."
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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