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    What is blue and not heavy?


    Light blue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    What is blue and not heavy?


    Light blue.
    In Japan, a Cyan Aura.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    What is blue and not heavy?


    Light blue.
    A blue helium balloon.

    The only problem with that is, where do you get blue helium?
    "I'm planning to live forever. So far, that's working perfectly." Steven Wright

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    If your first trip to space is on Virgin Galactic, are you allowed to fly again on them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    If your first trip to space is on Virgin Galactic, are you allowed to fly again on them?
    If we follow the examples of folks on Earth, it* can be "reclaimed" later in life, just by a change in attitude and/or religion. Which is the equivalent of un-exploding a bomb, but hey...


    *I mean the first space flight, of course. Why, what were you thinking?
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    So I saw this one on the interwebs somewhere.

    Why do people in the US call it an "elevator", but people in the UK call it a "lift"? Are they raised differently?

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