This morning, I grabbed a pair of pajama bottoms out of my drawer. When I put them on, a pin stuck out of the waistband and gashed my hand open. Somehow, I thought, I'd left a safety pin in there--I tend to thread elastic by pinning a safety pin to one end and pulling it through that way, but it was weird that I'd left it in there. I worked it out of there, despite the nearly inch-long cut under my right thumb, and put on the pants. Which is when I discovered that, for some reason, I'd only ever pinned the elastic closed and not sewed it. So I have to rethread the elastic on those now.
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Gillian
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