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Quote Originally Posted by grapes View Post
The toes are of the ideal dimensions for brown recluse (or, any other "favorite" tiny aggressor) nests. The fingers of gloves are too long/floppy or not as accessible. Same reason that they are so often found at the bottom of demitasse cups.
That was a glove finger? I thought that was how espresso was supposed to taste.