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    I got an email from some very nice Nigerian gentleman offering me the position of Superior Chief Uber Moderator of BAUT. All I have to do is send him a small advance fee to cover his costs .... I'm in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strange View Post
    I got an email from some very nice Nigerian gentleman offering me the position of Superior Chief Uber Moderator of BAUT. All I have to do is send him a small advance fee to cover his costs .... I'm in!
    You should reply: "I too, am a Nigerian government official..."
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    ... I'd give viagra, designer shoes, Nigerian princesses and government officials, a copy of my 20-volume work which conclusively proves that the Apollo landings were a hoax that Arp was right that the Grand Canyon was made by mega-lightning that Einstein was wrong that redshift is due to plasma (etc), and a can of spam, to every BAUT member. I'd also permaban both Phil Plait (the really, really bad astronomer) and Fraser. And reinstate all the previously permabanned members.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nereid View Post
    ... I'd give viagra, designer shoes, Nigerian princesses and government officials, a copy of my 20-volume work which conclusively proves that the Apollo landings were a hoax that Arp was right that the Grand Canyon was made by mega-lightning that Einstein was wrong that redshift is due to plasma (etc), and a can of spam, to every BAUT member. I'd also permaban both Phil Plait (the really, really bad astronomer) and Fraser. And reinstate all the previously permabanned members.
    Ah, so that's why they chucked you out, before!

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    I'd make a great BAUT Moderator because I'm good at making great babies, and I could make one for BAUT anytime. I probably already have.
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    Because I have so much experience with moderators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    I'd make a great BAUT Moderator because I'm good at making great babies, and I could make one for BAUT anytime. I probably already have.
    I probably don't want to know...
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    because I have lots and lots of experience in the 'Banned..' thread.

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    I probably don't want to know...
    I agree. But you will. Oh, you will!
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    I'd make a really crappy BAUT moderator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coelacanth View Post
    I'd make a really crappy BAUT moderator.
    Quick! Give him the job...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nereid View Post
    ... I'd give viagra, designer shoes, Nigerian princesses and government officials, a copy of my 20-volume work which conclusively proves that the Apollo landings were a hoax that Arp was right that the Grand Canyon was made by mega-lightning that Einstein was wrong that redshift is due to plasma (etc), and a can of spam, to every BAUT member. I'd also permaban both Phil Plait (the really, really bad astronomer) and Fraser. And reinstate all the previously permabanned members.
    Sounds like someone needs a vacation therefore I suspend you until you feel better. Also I will block all messages from you until I here you are better.
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    Because I contain significant amounts of boron-10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Because I contain significant amounts of boron-10.
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    Spec sheets don't tell the whole story, though. I think what's needed here is an MSDS...and maybe even a list of side- and adverse effects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek View Post
    Spec sheets don't tell the whole story, though. I think what's needed here is an MSDS...and maybe even a list of side- and adverse effects.


    I guess moderators are acidic, since we react to caustic comments. I've also noticed that repeated, chronic exposure can lead to such symptoms as the inability to post on the forum.
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    Prescott Pharmaceuticals has a drug for that.

    Side effects include:

    Hairy singularities
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    Ipsidixits

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    I've information vegetable animal and mineral.

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    It's already too moderate. We need to put it in an Excessive Machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow View Post
    I've information vegetable animal and mineral.
    I'm sorry, but those are qualifications for a modern major general, not a BAUT moderator.

    If you had some cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse, we might reconsider.
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    How would one use a hypo 10?
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    I would make a great moderator because I am so reasonable and patient.

    OK!! THAT'S IT!!! WHY HAVEN'T YOU IDIOTS MADE ME A MODERATOR YET?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I wish we had a spammer dog, I just killed 10 of them; we've been getting hammered lately.

    Anyone want some designer shoes or some viagra?
    That's because we're such a lucrative target, successful upper middle class posters with lots of disposable income.

    hahahahahahaha..........

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    I'd make a great moderator because I'm full of Yankee rectitude and have a priggishly officious nature.
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    I'd make a great moderator because I'm partial to virtual impartiality.

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    Um, what's a moderator?

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    I'd make a great moderator because I sincerely pretend to care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek View Post
    I'd make a great moderator because I sincerely pretend to care.
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    I, for one, welcome our PeterCreek overlord

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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek View Post
    I'd make a great moderator because I sincerely pretend to care.
    Well you know, sincerity is everything. If you can fake that, you've got it made. (Thank you George Burns)
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    I'd bring about an on-line cultural revolution.
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