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    Not a misreading, but in the "new posts" summary page, the thread titles get cut off if they're too long. So I saw

    Obama Administration Proposes Smaller NASA Budget of $19

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    Search Narrows For Planet Nine sounds like advice to look in the water for it.

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    I expected a missile launch in the Next-Gen Atlas Robot Demo thread.

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    Static Time [Moved]

    Wait, if it is "static time", how could it move?
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    "Scientists have found a new way to detect massages from aliens".
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    "What happened to Anime?" -> "What happened to Atlantis?"

    Nothing, Plato made it up to begin with.

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    When did appearance matter in the universe?

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    "If Earth is the most erotic place in the universe, would aliens want to mine it?"

    It actually says "exotic" (The Earth, not the aliens!)
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    "Earth about to be buzzed by... Superluminal"

    Really? Awesome!
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    "Vespa Matters". Always.

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    "How long until we colorize the Moon?"
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    So, Apparently, we are not...

    Alone? Amused? Who you think we are? Spartacus?
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    My big Dob, autographed by John Dobson himself
    I first read this as starting with "My dog Bob."
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    Platonic forms

    Are those forms that just want to be "friends"?
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    I thought they were the paperwork you had to do to get into his school.

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    Pissant and Emergent Energy fuels creation




    (Apologies in advance if that gets censored.)

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    Understanding Heineken
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    Cracking the iPhone
    You could always drop it on the floor.
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    On the main page: Anyone know of a place where ...

    ...Everybody knows your name?
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    Oblivon then and now

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    My big Dob, autographed by [...]

    Poor dog.
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    Big Band in 19 points.
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    Big Bang in 19 points.
    Big Bang in 1 point.
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    "What if we slam Ceres?"

    Hey Ceres, your gravity is too weak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    "What if we slam Ceres?"

    Hey Ceres, your gravity is too weak!
    *snaps fingers*

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    Faint objects

    If we give them a little air, maybe some smelling salts, and have them sit up slowly, will we be able to see them better?
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    How do they make Little People video hoaxes?

    Are they not made the same way that average size humans are made?
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    Watch the Moon Occult Vesta and Aldebaran This Weekend

    Should we be allowing Fraser to talk about the occult outside of ATM?
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    SETI Institute to Listen for Signals from 20,000 Red Dwarfs

    They are going to be particularly listening for vindaloo recipes from Dave Lister.
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    At the Wikipedia obituaries page I read the "Romanian" in "Cornel Patrichi (ro), 72, Romanian dancer, choreographer and actor." as "Romulan", and it didn't even seem unusual for several seconds.

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