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    Every time I look at the Planet X thread, I start to think of the delivery ship from Futurama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Every time I look at the Planet X thread, I start to think of the delivery ship from Futurama.
    That's a better explanation than what you get from most of the advocates of Planet X. I'm sure Farnsworth started the whole Nibru thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    That's a better explanation than what you get from most of the advocates of Planet X. I'm sure Farnsworth started the whole Nibru thing.
    Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! We have a delivery to the tenth planet, Nibiru!"

    Leela: "Don't you mean the ninth planet?"

    Farnsworth: "Oh, no, Pluto was restored to full planet status after it swept the Olympic skating competitions in 2507!"
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    "Temperature and Toilets"

    as

    "Temperature and Idiots"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    OK, so I just looked at "Proto star size" and thought it said "Porn star size" !

    I definitely need more sleep and/or coffee.
    Or something!

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    Not a misread, but every time I see the title of one thread, I get the strains of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" in my head.

    "It's Milky Way formation time!
    Milky Way formation time!
    Milky Way formation time!
    MilkyWayformation makes the Galaxy spin!"
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    On my first sleep-deprived read of "Misunderstood lyrics", I came away with "mustard lyrics".

    Ditto for "How realistic are Xenomorphs", became "How rare are Xenomorphs".

    Im'a get coffee now.

    (God I just used "im'a", worse than I thought
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    This corner of my screen needed a second look:


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    Reminds me of the Genesis song on the Foxtrot album with the lyric, "We watch in reverence as Narcissus is turned to a flower. A flower?"

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    "Thread titles you've misled"

    A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

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    Three New Vertebrae Discovered In Australia.

    Well, there's a lot of tall people there...
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    Off-topic Babbling as Off-topic Wobbling after I looked away from then back to the screen quickly.

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    Regular space travel for the GI Joe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Regular space travel for the GI Joe.
    I had the original GI Joes as a kid and I had the Mercury space capsule for mine! (proof that you can find anything on the Internet)
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    Elastic Universe for Electric Universe.
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    Unhappy

    When a dream is so funny, you wake, upchucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    When a dream is so funny, you wake, upchucking.
    I've heard of laughing till you wet your pants, but not that one.
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    Migraine sufferers- a consensus, apparently we need to come to some sort of agreement on the subject.

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    The Day of the Doctrow preview Spoilers of course.

    I thought this thread would leave me feeling Down and Out.
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    I need some movies = I need some moves.

    Dance lessons? Or a pickup artist losing his touch?
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    Every time I see the Jet Pack thread I picture some comedian saying "Why do jets come 12 to a pack while the fuel always comes 10 to a pack? Who plans these things, anyway?"
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    Stop The Earth's Rotation, I want to get off!

    Unrated SpaceX Falcon 9 launch
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    First time i saw Doctor Who Google Doodle I thought it said Who Googled Doctor Dolittle or something similar.

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    "Who uses the word "tied" more often?"

    "The language of Willis": Whatchoo talkin' BAUT?
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    Every time I see "Seething volcano buried under Antarctica's ice" I think: well, I'd be mad too if I was buried under all that ice.
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    I just read "Exoplanet finding" as "Exploding planet".
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    Saw "Seeding Life on the Moons of the outer planets" as "Spending Life on the Moons of the outer planets".

    It's a nice place to visit, but...
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    Falling down stairs as Falling down stars.

    Oh, the celebrity jokes I could make...
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    "The Language of Wills". When I see it I think "Kate, do you know where the baby's pram is? Grandmum wants to take Georgie for a stroll"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonM435 View Post
    First time i saw Doctor Who Google Doodle I thought it said Who Googled Doctor Dolittle or something similar.
    Lol!!!

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