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Thread: We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

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    Fish that swim in liquid helium speak with squeaky voices.
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    Vodka and liquid Helium is known as "the chiller" and makes you V squeaky V fast.

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    The people in OTB know what they're talking about.
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    The city of Babylon was named after actor Lon Chaney Jr when he was young.

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    When Lon Chaney Jr was young, he was known as Junior Lon Chaney Jr.
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    The Mayo Clinic is Kraft Foods' school of sandwich making.

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    The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich so that he could dine while watching cricket tests on the sports bar television, instead of having to move into the dining area.
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    The concept of zero was invented by sportscasters needing to report soccer scores.

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    Santa Claus is real. I know so, because he visits our home every December 24th.

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    The reason the above fact is untrue is because it uses the Julian date instead of the Gregorian date.
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    The Julian calendar was named after Julian Assange, who tried to keep it secret.
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    The official Gregorian chant is "Matins! Lauds! Trece! Sext!"

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    Money was invented by chocolate growers
    because they hated being paid in bananas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peteshimmon View Post
    Money was invented by chocolate growers
    because they hated being paid in bananas.
    Well, that explains this.

    The new 3 Euro coin, to be introduced in 2015, will be eatable.
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    The new world reserve currency will be shifted from the US dollar to Hanukkah gelt. Like the 3 Euro coin, it is designed to be consumed, resulting in a high-velocity currency, and no problems with making more.

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    The World Court recently ruled that the Geneva Convention and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights does not apply to spammers.
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    The recent Supreme Court ruling known as Netizens United has effectively declared spammers to be people, too.
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    Spam was originally spelled Sp'am, a contraction for Spoiled Ham.

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    All untrue facts were once true during their larval stage.
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    Sp'am was a minor character in Edgar Rice Burroughs' The Pannini of Mars, who used a modified Gridley wave apparatus to make excellent pulled thoat sandwiches.

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    This place is worth it.
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    Abraham Lincoln was President by day, vampire slayer by night.

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    A printer's error led to the widespread dissemination of an incorrect version of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, with the original wording replaced by something less inspiring.
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    To facilitate the moderation of this forum, BAUT moderators have been given The Internet master password. They can look at any data on any computer connected to The Internet, edit any website, change bank balances, transfer ownership of property, change international treaties, declare wars, and launch nuclear missiles. Being BAUT moderators, they're trusted to refrain from abusing these privileges.

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    Everyone can do all of those things, just in the internet world, not the real world.

    Oh, wait a minute - that's a true fact.
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    The Egyptian god Hoick-Ptah protected spittoons.

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    Recent archaeological evidence has shown that the hieroglyph for "canopic jar" was the same as the one for "thundermug."
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

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    It all ends today.
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    When global warming chases most U.S. citizens to Alaska, that state will have enough electoral votes to decide presidential elections by itself.

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    Global warming will make Banff the new Riviera.
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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