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Thread: We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

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    This thread has now ended!

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    peteshimmon is right. shimmon yee hihee

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    Tagging along at the end of the thread, here, so I did not make this post.

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    For Petes sake, let's let this thread die a natural death.

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    Mad scientists from BAUT Industries have revived this dead thread. It is now a zombie thread and if you post in it, it will eat your brain.
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    Anagram for Nogom!

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    Flowers for Anagram was a touching tribute to interspecies wordplay. One day man and mice shall co-exist peacefully.

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    The Dearth of A Salesman was the lament of a designer who cannot find people to sell his otherwise superior product.

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    The Depth Of A Sailsman was the original working title for the fourth Pirates of the Carribean movie.
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    Fox Television has announced plans for a new reality show for mid next year to be based upon the Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise. Contestants will be abducted from Caribbean cruise ships and forced into a life of brutality and drudgery on a pirate ship.
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    The ABC television network has announced their new reality series, Who Wants to be President?
    In it, a group of interesting wackos will attempt to fool voters into thinking they could actually do the job.
    Scuttlebutt says there will be a surprise crossover appearance by Donald Trump from his own reality show,
    The Sorcerer's Apprentice.

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    Donald Trump's hair has filed for divorce (from Donald Trump) in the 3rd Circuit Court of the County of New York (Manhatten).
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    Donald Trump is a self-made billionaire.

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    The term trump card does not originate from card games, as many think. Its original meaning was a euphemism for a high value banknote used to 'win' negotiations. It was invented by Signond Freud, whose name, incidentally, also led to the word fraud as we know it now.
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    Donald Trump's hair's first TV role was playing a Tribble on the original Star Trek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Donald Trump's hair's first TV role was playing a Tribble on the original Star Trek.
    Hmmm...I thought his hair's first role was a merk-- oh, never mind.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Word ferret -- one who is verbally weaselly; a disambiguator.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Hmmm...I thought his hair's first role was a merk-- oh, never mind.
    I won't get into the scandalous years of his failed film career during the '70s, what with the drugs and loose wigs.
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    There is the persistent rumor that Geraldo's moustache is really the illegitimate clippings of Trump's hair after a particularly wild night in Vegas....
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    There is the persistent rumor that Geraldo's moustache is really the illegitimate clippings of Trump's hair after a particularly wild night in Vegas....
    Jamie Hyneman's moustache already busted that myth.
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    Since Donald Trump thinks of politics, instead of money, all the time, he will someday become the USofA's first billionaire president; probably in 2016 on November 21, along with the end of the world, then.

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    Jamie Hyneman's moustache is really a ferret.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    All the world's Jamie Hyneman's face, and the men and women merely ferrets.

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    Shakespeare, in Love. Courtney channels the Bard in her new tour.
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    Fun-n-Games is the only searchable forum on BAUT.
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    Sales rise for ABC (Already Been Chewed) bubble gum.

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    starring...... burt lancaster and kirk douglas

    written by....... the usual gang of idiots

    produced by........ donald p. bellisario

    executive producer....... stephen j cannell

    music by....... pete carpenter and mike post

    directed by....... billy wilder

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    Not Russ Meyer? He specialized in big umm... wigs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by slang View Post
    Not Russ Meyer? He specialized in big umm... wigs.
    Family... thread... Must... not... use... joke... Whew, I've overcome the urge to bust out with an inappropriate joke. It took mountains of willpower the size of the Grand Tetons. Did I tell you I have flown in two Zeppelins over those hills? Both times we crashed and our airbags went off.
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