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    The Delta Force picks up the Jackie Chan particle when mediating in Asia.

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    Dagobah is an anagram of Swamp Thing.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Albert Einstein was the first person ever to purchase Girl Scout cookies. He then invented his famous theory of relative Thin Mints.
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    Council member drives 140 miles to find
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    In order to save money, the legislature of the State of West Dakota has declared the office of governor and all legislative seats to be hereditary, with inheritance only through the male line. Current governor, Willy-George I, has said that the elimination of elections will save the state billions over the next few decades.
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    Snark missile from fifties found in
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    Every time you chew your food an angel dies.

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    Aardvarks have a long nose attached to a small ark.

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    The Arc de Triomphe in Paris celebrates the invention of the quiche.
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    Natalie Portman and her boyfriend have decided to name their newborn son Anakin. This has nothing to do with the Star Wars character, btw.

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    Emperor Pickles has been suspended for three days for posting photos that appear to show a congressman in his underwear.

    Pickles said he could not be sure it was a picture of his congressman, a trait shared by 97% of the congressman's other constituents.

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    Thereoglyphs remain the last untranslated scriptures of all times.
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    The astronaut in the BAUT logo is actually Phil Plait's evil twin, the "Good" Astronomer, who uncritically accepts any and every hypothesis as true.
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    Fraser is currently having a contest on the UT home page to win a ride in his rocket. Participants must be at least 18 years old and must be able to climb a 20 meter high ladder.
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    Rocket is Frasers pet name for me. We're super close.

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    The Third District Court for the Province of British Columbia has issued a restraining order against Spoons, requiring him to stay at least 200 meters away from Fraser at all times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    The Third District Court for the Province of British Columbia has issued a restraining order against Spoons, requiring him to stay at least 200 meters away from Fraser at all times.

    This has been quite difficult for Fraser, as he is being forced to eat soup with a fork.
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    The spork was accidentally discovered during a horrible accident with a matter transmitter prototype.
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    I was just trying to deliver a roast pork roll to Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Percei 8. Now I'm half man, half pig.

    Who am I kidding, I was born this way. 'snout wrong with that though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoons View Post
    I was just trying to deliver a roast pork roll to Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Percei 8. Now I'm half man, half pig.

    Who am I kidding, I was born this way. 'snout wrong with that though.
    Bacon and a spoon roast! Yum!
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

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    Speaking of matter transmitters, I have invented the doesn't matter transmitter. It will transmit you, but so far I have no idea where. It seems to be popular with depressed people; I ask where I should send them and they say, "Eh, doesn't matter."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Speaking of matter transmitters, I have invented the doesn't matter transmitter. It will transmit you, but so far I have no idea where. It seems to be popular with depressed people; I ask where I should send them and they say, "Eh, doesn't matter."
    That explains all those depressed people at my wife's workplace!
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    Han Solo just tried to sell me a set of old-fashioned encyclopedias. I had to say "no." And then he threatened me with a blaster. So I kicked him in the shins and ran!

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    Napoleon Solo asked me directions to the
    Palace in London many years ago. I
    directed him to some flea-pit cinema.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Emperor Pickles has been suspended for three days for posting photos that appear to show a congressman in his underwear.

    Pickles said he could not be sure it was a picture of his congressman, a trait shared by 97% of the congressman's other constituents.
    The Emperor was also less than forthcoming about why the congressman was wearing Pickles' underwear.
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    How do things fly? This explains it all.

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    I shot a congressman in my pajamas... how he got in my pajamas I'll never understand.
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    The BBC has announced that the will show less Dr. Who, and more cow bell, in the future.
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    You give me fever.

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    The word "nano" in "nanosecond" was inspired by Mork & Mindy.
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    The National Hockey League and the Governments of Canada and the United States have announced, given the recent events in Vancouver, that the future winner of the NHL's Stanley Cup will be kept secret. "It is obvious that the announcement of a winner for this event leads to wide-spread alarm and rioting. We must keep this secret to protect the public." Similarly agreements are being considered with Baseball, Football, Basketball, and Curling leagues.
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