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    We're gonna need a bigger bow-tie.

    The OP kinda reminded me of this skit
    "Occam" is the name of the alien race that will enslave us all eventually. And they've got razors for hands. I don't know if that's true but it seems like the simplest answer."

    Stephen Colbert.

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    Shhh!!!! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is a small, sub-stellar object.

    Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, but I'll text you when I get home.

    What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would be eaten by Japanese beatles.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that ... until you have filled out a detailed risk assesment. You will also need to provide your certificates of First Aid and Fire Prevention training. Furthermore, you will need signed waivers of liability for all those taking part. Please also note that your company health insurance policy does not cover you for this sort of activity.

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    I am putting myself to the fullest possible use (other than the time I spend surfing the web for porn), which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    No. I said: what we've got here is a failure to comm... hello ...

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    This isn't Sparta. Perhaps you took a wrong turn.
    The greatest journey of all time, for all to see
    Every mission makes our dreams reality
    And our destiny begins with you and me
    Through all space and time, the achievement of mankind
    As we sail the sea of discovery, on heroes’ wings we fly!

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    Go ahead, make my hay.

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    It was a bright and calm afternoon....
    Information about American English usage here. Floating point issues? Please read this before posting.

    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    Data: Geordi, we could calibrate the tripolymer deflector generators with emission alpha-waves!
    Geordi: Huh? What does that mean? All we have do is put a new fuse in.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Scene - Marlon Brando standing on the street looking up, shouting
    MARY ELIZABETH! MARY ELIZABETH!
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    I coulda been somebody; I coulda been a public defender.

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    Birds do it, bees do it,
    Even educated fleas do it.
    Let's do it, let's have sex and procreate.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    MAJOR-GENERAL STANLEY: Oh, but you mustn't do that! May I ask ? this is a picturesque uniform, but I'm not familiar with it. What are you?
    PIRATE KING: We are all single gentlemen.
    GENERAL: Yes, I gathered that ? Anything else?
    KING: No, nothing else.
    EDITH: Papa, don't believe them; they are pirates, the famous Pirates of Somalia!
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Frankly my dear, I don't give a damask which curtains your dress is made from!

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    Police Lieutenant: Well, Denham, the airplanes got him.
    Carl Denham: Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast. Well, that and falling 1454 feet and smashing into the ground.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    The Ramans do everything in trees.
    The Ramans do everything for noodles.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
    However, I have some very attractive derivatives you might want to invest in.

    The play's the thing,
    Wherein I'll catch a Tony for best supporting actor.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    ToSeek BAUT Newbie strife, To scold the soul where no Vulcan has gone before.........

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    It is a good day to dye.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    I shall welease Bwian Gweene!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daffy View Post
    I coulda been somebody; I coulda been a public defender.
    I coulda been somebody, but I never got that speech therapy.
    Information about American English usage here. Floating point issues? Please read this before posting.

    How do things fly? This explains it all.

    Actually they can't: "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." - Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.



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    Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?
    Dr. Zaius: His pants.

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    Mamma always said: "is stupid as stupid does".

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    Quote Originally Posted by mike alexander View Post
    Dr. Zira: What will he find out there, doctor?
    Dr. Zaius: His pants.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    "Momma always said, "People are like a box of chocolates, you don't know what they're like until you put your thumb in their bottom."
    Time wasted having fun is not time wasted - Lennon
    (John, not the other one.)

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    I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floatin' around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe......... it's the Higgs boson that gives mass to vector bosons..

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    Now he was master of the world, and he was not quite sure what to do next. So he poured himself a drink and put on some Brubeck.

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    And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I smoked that grass for free.

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    There is a house in New Orleans
    They call the Rising Storm Water
    And it's been the ruin of many a poor FEMA Director
    And God I know I'm one

    Oh mother tell your children
    Not to do what I have done
    Send the Army and the Marines
    To the Land of the Rising Storm Water
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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