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    50 ways to leave a forum

    The problem is all inside your head she said to me
    the answer's easy if you take it logically
    I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
    there must be, 50 ways to leave a forum.

    Just slip out the back, Jack
    Or get yourself banned, Stan


    Other suggestions?
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    Reductionist and proud of it.

    Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn. Benjamin Franklin
    Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. Clarence Darrow
    A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

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    Go for the ad-hom man
    I'll do the ban Jan,
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Make a big fuss, Guss

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    forget to be nice, Bryce
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    Reductionist and proud of it.

    Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn. Benjamin Franklin
    Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. Clarence Darrow
    A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

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    Start a political thread Fred
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    try to post spam, Sam
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    Reductionist and proud of it.

    Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn. Benjamin Franklin
    Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails. Clarence Darrow
    A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. Mark Twain

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    Post some spam, Pam,
    And set yourself free.

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    Forget not to cuss, Gus

    Ignore all the rules, Jules.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

    All moderation in purple - The rules

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    Just drop off the key and leave,
    set yourself free
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Type with caps LOCKED, Locke.
    Change your username, James.
    Forget your Log In, Jin.


    (Sorry, but I've got Lost on my mind today )

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    Post as a marionette, Collette.

    Start posts about God, Maud.

    Drop frequent profanity, Lee....and set yourself free

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    Join as a puppet, Rupert
    Come back with rage, Paige
    ...and set yourself free
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Religion's the thing to discuss,
    Gus
    A conspiracy not related to space,
    Grace
    Publically reply to a moderator's private warn-
    ing, Sean

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    Just complain about the weather, Heather
    Go Electric U, Stu
    Show a UFO, Beau
    You'll shortly be free...

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    Don't just threaten to leave, Steve
    Maybe a hand wave, Dave
    and set yourself free..
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Ask how to disarm a grenade, Wade.
    Follow any advice that's made.

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    forget to defend your ATM, Em
    post a lot of word salad, Brad
    Post while your drunk, Dunk


    just get y'self free
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    shout some abuse, Bruce
    Mis-behave , Dave

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    Change your IP address, Bess
    Disconnect the modem, Shem
    Take up a different hobby, Dobby
    Wear the "I was banned from BAUT" badge, Madge
    Stick your fingers in your ears and say, "La la la I can't hear you!" as if you were deaf, Jeff
    Deny Apollo, Bollo
    Use words that are taboo, Naboo
    Behave like a coward, Howard
    Act like you're a prince, Vince
    Concentrate on your job, Bob

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    post a picture of yourself nude, Trude
    post a little spam, Dan
    post a link to some porn, Bjorn

    just get yon self free
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    Typically I just click the red 'x', Tex.
    Sometimes I'll direct the browser to a new place, Ace.
    But you could threaten a mod, Tod.

    . . . or fail to rhyme in a fun-and-games thread, Joseph.

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    Disable a cookie, Lukey. :P Lol! That probably makes no sense. At least I tried.
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    Just say what you feel, O'Neil
    Don't hold back, Jack
    and set yourself free.
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    just say the word *bleep*, Pete
    play the word association game, and cheat, 'Neat
    create a sock puppet, Rupert
    post atm in q&a; Kay
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    I could say a specific word (from a certain scholar's books) and rhyme it with a name, but might get banned myself!

    Don't want to set myself free for 24 hours. :-p
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    Hide words in stars, Baz
    Argue with the Admin, Gwyn
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrissy View Post
    Hide words in stars, Baz
    Baz? Never heard of Lars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrissy View Post
    Hide words in stars, Baz
    Argue with the Admin, Gwyn
    Ah, how interesting that Chrissy rhymes "stars" with "Baz" -- reflecting the soft "r" which we Americans never use.

    Pretend you're from Mars, Lars...
    Say you're a Saturnian, Marian!
    Dip me in ink and toss me to the Poets.

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    Threaten to sue, Drew
    Go for Global Warming, my darling
    and set yourself free
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Insult a faith, Faith?

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