Thanks for that excellent rundown, kpatz. I hadn't before heard the bolded part above -- a rather existential question regarding dear Earth itself! ...
Well, no, if you aren't taking it in to get reprinted but instead viewing it electronically, it would not be "exactly like that", I was imagining it...
As a senior employee, it is your duty to try to get the new intern to do an impossible /non existing task. Like getting a bucket of sparks to refill...